Ilhan Omar’s Cash-for-Ballots Scheme Explodes in Minnesota
Who could have predicted that bringing hundreds of thousands of immigrants from the most backwards, failed-state banana republic in Africa to America and then plunking them down in Minnesota would have resulted in banana republic-style elections? Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN), who has been implicated in a string of childish crimes that would have made any lesser person at least blush, has now been linked directly to a massive cash-for-mail-in-ballots scheme in her district. This has been one of the biggest bombshells of the 2020 election so far. Naturally, anyone watching CNN or MSNBC has never heard about it.
Project Veritas has infiltrated the monolithic, completely unassimilated Somali “community” in Minnesota’s District 5. According to Open Secrets, District 5 in Minneapolis is the seventh most expensive congressional race in the country this year, trailing only a few hotly contested races in California and New York. Now we know why!
An undercover operative captured video of Somali immigrants paying other Somalis cash for their mail-in ballots. If they simply put their valid signature on the ballot, along with the other required information for Minnesota’s cheat-by-mail voting guidelines, they get $200 cash for the ballots. No need to fill the ballots in by voting for the candidates of their choice – the ballot harvesters will take care of that step.
One enterprising Somali haggled with the ballot harvesters and managed to get a whopping $800 for his ballot. There’s that plucky immigrant work ethic we’re always hearing about!
The whistleblower who made these amazing videos possible announces that the entire idea to just pay cash for ballots and signatures came from… drumroll please… Ilhan Omar!
You might recognize Ilhan Omar’s name as a member of “The Squad,” or perhaps as the congresswoman who has carried out the biggest string of consecutive felonies that have ever been perpetrated by a public official in America. Independent journalists have uncovered such a giant mountain of irrefutable evidence regarding Ilhan Omar’s crimes that they no longer feel any need to use the word “alleged” to protect themselves from defamation suits when talking about her.
According to those journalists and that mountain of evidence against her, Ilhan Omar married her own brother in order to commit immigration fraud, student loan fraud and tax fraud. In all likelihood, her family lied about their name when they first entered the country after fleeing Somalia’s civil war in the 1990s. Did anyone else notice that after her father’s death this summer, everyone suddenly started referring to Nur Omar Mohammad as Colonel Mohammed?
I guess her father wasn’t just some paper-pushing bureaucrat within brutal Islamic dictator Siad Barre’s regime after all.
And now Colonel Mohammed’s little girl is all grown up and is implicated in yet another illegal scheme to defraud the people of the host country that she despises so much. The whistleblower says that the Somali cash-for-ballots scheme links directly back to the incumbent Squad member. He also says the ballot harvesting scheme could pay for the votes of as many as 80,000 to 100,000 Somalis in Minnesota – a state that Donald Trump narrowly lost by just 45,000 votes in 2016.
Hello? FBI? Is anyone in the building listening?
Cash for ballots? It’s so… tacky. So tawdry. So cheap. So Obama-esque. So very, very Somali and so very un-American.
When my own children were very young, I made a point to take each of them into the voting booth with me on various election days. My purpose was to teach them the seriousness, the solemn duty of an American as we cast our sacred ballots. I was probably around kindergarten-aged myself when my own father did the same with me.
And along comes the elitist daughter of a possible war criminal from a foreign country, connected to a scheme to pay foreigners a paltry $200 bucks for their ballots? What country are we living in? Oh, right. The one that used to be America before globalists brought in millions of people from alien cultures with no feelings of loyalty toward our history, our heritage, our laws, or our sacred right to vote – and made no effort to assimilate the newcomers.
None of these new allegations should surprise us about Ilhan Omar at this point. This type of alleged corruption is just “business as usual” in her home country. We should at least change the names of our political parties to reflect these unusual times. Most Republicans I know would be fine if we changed our name to “The Deplorables.” How about if we rename the Democrats as that “Banana Republicans?”